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Confucius jokes have next to nothing to do with the great Chinese thinker and social philosopher Confucius … confused? Well, let’s just say that the funny ‘Confucius say’ jokes are about everything else but morality, correctness, justice, and sincerity – serious subjects which occupied the real Confucius quite a lot. So why on earth are they called Confucious jokes … sorry, got confused there, Confucius jokes? Because … • The good old Confucius liked his teachings to be • In "The Analects of Confucius" Confucius liked to play Other traits that
• They always start with 'Confucius say', and no, not So if you're ready to for some light and crude humour rather Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted Confucius say: Man who drive like hell, bound to get Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down Consummation Confucius say: He who fish in other man's well often Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes Confucius say: Baby conceived in back seat of car with Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bedspring this Potentials Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball. Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confucius say: Woman who absentmindedly answer the door in Confucius say: Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast Confucius say: Man who want to catch a bra, should set a Confucius say: Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains Confucius say: Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod. Confucius say: He who stick head in oven get baked bean. Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Confucius Say Jokes about Practical Hands-on ExperiencesConfucius say: Man who plays with titty gets bust in Confucius say: Man in shower playing with tool not Confucius say: Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily Confucius say: Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may Confucius say: Virginity like bubble. One prick – all Confucius say: A virgin, sleeping on a waterbed is called Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel Confucius say: When called an idiot sometimes is better to Confucius say: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to Confucius say: Man with tool in woman's mouth not Confucius say: Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's
Confucius say: Secretary not permanent fixture until Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change Confucius say: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump Confucius say: Man who screws cook in pantry often gets Confucius say: Husband who sleep on couch last night, have Confucius say: Man who fall into an upholstery machine, Confucius say: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have Confucius say: He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say: Man who keeps nose to the grindstone, have Confucius say: Man who walk with nose in air very easy to Confucius say: Man who sneezes without tissue takes Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Confucius say: Girl should not marry basketball player: he Confucius say: Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip. Confucius say: Basketball player who marry midget lady Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Confucius say: Hockey player on ice have big stick. Confucius say: Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy. Confucius say: He who thinks only of number one must Confucius say: Hole happy, whole body happy. Confucius say: Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose. Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at Confucius say: Man trapped in brothel get jerked around. Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon Confucius say: Man with tight trousers is pressing his Confucius say: Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe Confucius say: Woman who slides down banister makes monkey Confucius say: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave Confucius say: Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around. Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Where Would You Like to Go Next? Great Jokes
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